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90S TEEN SITCOMS - Back when they didn't need cheating boyfriends, teenage pregnancy or borderline retarded pop stars to get kids to watch them.


TAGS: 90s boy meets world
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by angus90

TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 10:14 am
The only reason kids watched that was because it aired between Rocco’s modern life and Eeeek the cat. Lol And there were only to TV stations lol
TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 10:14 am
The only reason kids watched that was because it aired between Rocco’s modern life and Eeeek the cat. Lol And there were only to TV stations lol
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 8:20 pm
I thought the same thing about New Zoo Revue!


HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it


TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


NIKOLA TESLA WAS REALLY COOL -


TAGS: d*** this guy was insane he developed plans for a death ray and an earthquake machine holy **** i wanna meet this guy too bad he is dead
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

AudioStalker - March 18, 2010, 2:01 pm
Brilliant. 5 Magnetic kittens to this electric poster. (Awesome! :D)
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 3:00 am
Yes, the internet is also a product of one his ideas. Wireless light bulbs and free electricity for everyone, only a real lunatic would be that generous. It's hard to imagine life without this Brilliant man. A/C rules
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:38 pm
LOL!! There was a bit of a shadow there.
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
That, and a way to get rid of Edison.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
So, he needed prozac?
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
The dude was a mad scientist after all.
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 8:11 pm
You really are a virgin eh Cpn!
CpnKangaroo - March 9, 2010, 8:01 pm
Tesla is in my top three people i want to meet if they were alive
Derek - March 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
Genius - both him and the poster
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:14 am
ArcAttack uses badass Tesla coils.


SOULMATE -


TAGS: soulmayte world probability meet concurrence
Rating: 4.82/5

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rerun - February 3, 2013, 10:32 am

I call BS Oiler, you just got lucky after the 1st 3.6 billion
Oiler - February 3, 2013, 10:25 am
May 19, 2007 was my lucky day...but there were only 6.5 billion to look thru then.
Zetmonk - February 28, 2012, 5:17 am
Well said!


BOARDROOM -


TAGS: office management meeting executive
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:28 pm
I miss aggy. It's no fun trying to piss him off when all I get are his tumbleweeds of apathy and his cricket chorus of indifference.
Sean - April 12, 2011, 4:58 pm
But why isn't ANYONE talking about the elephant in the room?
Sean - April 12, 2011, 3:25 pm
Great.
Trolanator - March 31, 2011, 12:23 am
LOL oviously they have nothing to do
Airman - March 29, 2011, 4:23 pm
I just left a meeting.. wish I had printed this out before I went in
CaptainBaked - March 29, 2011, 3:49 pm
Aggy.. you are on some other kind of streak here! Spectacular...
agdaniele - March 29, 2011, 9:17 am
Again... thank you, sir.
Derek - March 29, 2011, 6:29 am
Fantastic


SOUL MATES -


TAGS: soul mates never meet hammy
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 1:25 pm
Ah well
forseti - October 18, 2010, 9:39 am
"zpellingk"? Is that another Dutch term I don't know already?!?*fg* Amstel is not that bad! Grolsch was great when I had the best holiday of my life on Texel. Sorry Hawa, even you're bored, the story is nsfw, can't tell you why it was the best holiday! ;)
Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 8:34 am
I was just making another attempt at humor... failed once more.
culos - October 18, 2010, 7:19 am
Inside joke,Forseti knows....Sorry
Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 6:56 am
Wait Your Being A Grammer Nazi To German... Irony.
culos - October 18, 2010, 6:49 am
Have another Amstel ;-) Who knows, it might improve you zpellingk
forseti - October 18, 2010, 6:28 am
...and with "don't" I mean "doesn't"...
forseti - October 18, 2010, 5:51 am
I met her. But my girlfriend don't like her... ;)
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 5:11 pm
Can You At Least Pm Me The Story.. My Life Isn't Very Exciting..
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 4:47 pm
I will just say that she was from Boston, Massachusetts and I was from Volgograd, Russia.
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 4:41 pm
Do Tell Us The Story..
GeorgiZhukov - October 17, 2010, 4:36 pm
Sounds like me and my wife.
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 1:28 pm
Hehe You are a lucky man, most likely mine is a nazi..
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:22 pm
Knowing my luck, I fliped her off in traffic, or she's a bulemic lesbian who lives in France.


HELPLESS -




LIFE -


TAGS: life time day minute computer waste meet person
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am
Great pep talk. That reminds me of that tribute poster LD made about you.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am
IT's not like I've done much to get it... and I'm a frickin' Mod now... and NOBODY would've put money on me getting it.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:48 am
I'll try.....
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:47 am
STFU Dre.... take it like a man. Just live up to it, dude... you're the goods. I wouldn't even consider doing it... nor suggesting it. Just live up to it... that's all.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am
That would actually make me feel less guilty. lol I mean...let's face it. I'm far from being what would be called "a true greybeard." Hell, guys like you and Ron and Sean and LD and Bone CD make me look like a joke.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am
aggy, do you have the power to keep my posts, but take away the greybeard status?
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:45 am
I know that some of the noobs hate when greybeard posters get high ranks even though many don't think they're good... but when you get there, you should hope you've done the right things to earn that sort of admiration, too.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am
when i first came here there was only like 5 greybeards
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am
Excellent point, Random... they were called Greybeard before there was a ranking system. For a reason.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:43 am
Too late, Bart... besides, it'd take all the fun out of my deleting your old forum posts one by one as you post a new one... to keep you at 999 for a week or two.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am
Really depends on the point of view. You have your true greybeards, like Aggy mentioned, and you just have the forum title. Lets not forget, that was also named specifically in honor of said greybeards.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am
My last line sounded a bit g**.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:41 am
Like them or not, they've been around awhile, and used to participate equally in motifakes, forum and commetns... a well-rounded member, so to speak.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
Yeah, I don't think I have the poster chops to be a greybeard yet. Maybe I should go on a forum hiatus.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
Greybeards used to be respected here... a matter of respecting the elders who weren't pricks. But that's really been lost by the noobs... Airman gets crapped on constantly, Cubby abandoned post, Porcelina, well, you know, and Ron has an army o' trolls.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
i dont like the idea that im over half way to greybeard either
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:39 am
being a greybeard is kind of meaningless now
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
I think all the other Greybeards will be depressed.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
Should I be happy or depressed...I'm on the verge of "Greybeard."
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:37 am
I gotta get my 9 here.... hold on....
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:36 am
thats what manitoba hydro was paying me for
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
is it sad i am a greybeard and at only 24?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Its probably all the coffee he drinks. And I can't wait to get my a** kicked by my professors when I head back tomorrow after being sick for a week.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Too educated for Motifakes now, Canada?
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
i did all my motifaking from work
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am
LMAO! since school strarted i think i have only made like 3
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am
Bart is about to hit Greybeard. Amazing.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am
53, so slightly less of a life then Canada.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am
Ha ha ha ha, Canada... you have a life! What a loser!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:32 am
i only have 50 posters
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Yes, great poster. 5.5 from me.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Oh.... that's it.... back to the "ban" thread...
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
im at like 22?
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Quit your bragging! I only have 110...:(
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Just teasing, giulio... love it!
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am
And that comes from someone with 248 motifakes and 6483 comments.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am
Let's keep in mind that this advice is coming from a man with over 550 motifakes.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:26 am
This actually made me go outside, stand on the porch, have a cigarette, have a stretch, pick my nose, eat the booger - and discover my neighbour laughing at me from his kitchen window. Therefore, this is THE most inspiring motifake EVER. 6 Lions.
Grim R@per - October 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
What if I'm outside right now?


DATING -




STILL IN MY MEETING HONEY :-) - TEXTING - Don't believe everything you read.




MONDAY & WEDNESDAY NIGHTS ONLY - We're positive on this!


TAGS: double a meeting
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 4, 2012, 12:16 am
uggy, yer h**! 5L
Greybeard - November 3, 2012, 10:28 pm
Great Motivator. Love the AA sign in the background. LoL


INTERNET DATING -


TAGS: meet turd pool before love
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:14 pm
Unfortunately, you’ll have to ask a vegan for their dung if you want it to float. Good luck with that, people I know turn me down every time.
MrFurry - February 17, 2012, 10:26 pm
or just eat chinese or drink milk
CloudchaserS - December 29, 2011, 4:07 am
*makes note of that, may actually try that sometime*
Greeny - December 28, 2011, 5:59 am
Baby Ruth's work great
Verdeckt - December 28, 2011, 3:23 am
They still make Chokitos?
CloudchaserS - December 28, 2011, 1:18 am
Step one, obtain fake turds that float. Step two, smuggle them into a public pool on a busy day when it's really crowded.


The Art Of Conversation -




HOLE IN TWO -


TAGS: meet interesting people at the golf course
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by forseti

rerun - June 27, 2010, 11:07 am

I have never seen it
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 11:06 am
A classic "look what I found".
rerun - June 27, 2010, 11:00 am

I missed this, sure to be a classic
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 10:20 am
WTLDR. LWIF!


FAILURE -


TAGS: admit it you want to meet this dude
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Sean

BoneCD - May 2, 2010, 10:46 am
Love it!!!! 5 Poodles my man!
rerun - May 2, 2010, 10:25 am

I buy, rent, sell construction equipment. Chances are I know this guy....and he is as amsome as this motifake. 5 Tonka Trucks


GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER -


TAGS: meet the parents new boyfriend
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

rerun - February 16, 2012, 7:27 pm

LOL @ Budog.
Budog - February 16, 2012, 4:43 pm
OMG, I am in love! The woman is kind of h** too...
crankyhead - February 16, 2012, 3:47 pm
5pectacular
forseti - February 16, 2012, 11:16 am
ROFLMAO @ mom


COME UP TO THE LAB -




RELIEVING PRESSURE -


TAGS: workplace office lunchroom meetings stress relief
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - July 11, 2012, 6:23 pm
Glad you like it Sho.
Sho - July 10, 2012, 4:43 pm
Qmfao


SOUTHPARK CONSPIRACY THEORY -


TAGS: janchallenge southpark meets jesseventura
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by sickartist

falloutghoul - September 8, 2011, 10:37 pm
His mind was blown so many times already...


MEETINGS -




meetings -


TAGS: meetings
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

GaryO - January 9, 2014, 6:32 pm
Right on. Very timely for me.
lgvernon - January 9, 2014, 11:32 am

Excellent!~I'd rather put a cigar out in my eye than sit through a meeting~~any meeting. Unless it's casual and at a bar. Then I'm good. Well, maybe good is overstating...


DOG BREEDING -




Support the Troops -


TAGS: god s job mission arrange meeting
Rating: 4.52/5

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forseti - April 20, 2013, 11:58 am
Just imagine - God forbid! - there is no God... Maybe it should be their mission to arrange a meeting with a criminal court first. Just to be on the safe side... Otherwise terrorists wouldn't be judged in any way. And God isn't in a hurry I guess. ;-)


BREAKING NEWS -




GOOGLE APRIL FOOL'S STUNT - All my internet content is now in Czech! Klikk ide isn't even her name!!


TAGS: meeting singles in prague
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - April 2, 2013, 5:17 pm
Google translator worked under "Czech" language selection and the ads were based in Prague. Sorry, if I'm off-base on this.
Garnth - April 2, 2013, 3:42 pm
Czech is my birth language and this definitely is not it. You should had choose more obscure language.


PALPATINE - Once a year he takes a week off and attends a bikers meeting with his pet.




FORESIGHT -


TAGS: maybe even at the staff meeting
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:16 pm
*beetle (please don't kill me, MWLF ... pleeeeesssseee.)
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:15 pm
We doesn't love a good dung beatle poster? 5 balls of leonine facal fabulouosness.


EPIC FAILURE - Most people go through life meeting others who have failed worse than themselves. But you will never again be like most people.




POISE -




THE FUTURE - Brought to you by fisherprice


TAGS: meet the robinsons
Rating: 2.67/5

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LogicDude - February 4, 2010, 2:28 pm
Evil Dr. - "Why are you NOT grabbing the boy!?" T-Rex - "I have a big head and little arms" ROFL!


When nobody's listening to you -


TAGS: how to control the meeting
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - November 11, 2016, 12:01 pm
WOW! That pic did NOT show up as pixilated at any point while making this poster! SURPRISE! chuckle, chuckle...
Silverheart - November 11, 2016, 9:14 am

THAT will get their attention.


EVEN DEATH HAS TO WAIT -


TAGS: there s a meeting in the ladies room
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - October 25, 2016, 9:51 am
I've seen the guy lines! chuckle, chuckle.... that's what yo'alls look like!
concern3 - October 25, 2016, 7:55 am
Been there, UP yours


Leatherface -


TAGS: leatherface chainsaw massacre meat meet
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - September 2, 2016, 5:38 am
Haha i thought you'd like it. Thanks!
concern3 - September 2, 2016, 5:34 am
Words, UP yours


we all gotta go eventually! -


TAGS: meeting in the ladies room
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - December 22, 2015, 5:58 pm
Men just aren't that cruel------either that or he had a customer----- Thanks JW!
JesusWept - December 22, 2015, 1:33 pm
Death is a woman?! Umm...stupid question. L L L L L


Bad Idea -




Guys...... -




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